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Shipping Policy

I'm a one man band, but customer satisfaction is important to me, so I aim to ship all orders within 48 business hours of placement. If for some unforeseeable reason there is going to be a delay in shipping your order I'll email you with a time frame and offer a refund if that doesn't suit.

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Become a Member of the House

Become a Member of the House for special offers, discounts, alerts to new items to spend your rivers of gold on and the occasional rant from this old carnival barker that we'll call a newsletter.

Or just buy the tee shirt...

...or just give me a serve!

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